Will someone please put Dick Cheney in a Toyota and send him back to the bunker? The former Veep and puppet-master was sounding off yesterday with the talking heads taking aim at his successor and Barry-O regarding their stand on fighting the war on terror.
The pot shots come from the man whose “Mission Accomplished” proved to be a premature ejaculation as was his famous quote, telling all who would listen that Iraq bound U.S troops would be greeted as “liberators” in the streets of Baghdad.
Sensing the plunge in value of his speaker’s fees to less than a quarter of the right’s new darling, Sarah Palin, the big Dick is trying his best at revisionist history. Scolding Joey-B via the airwaves he said the progress in Iraq and Afghanistan made during the past year is deserving of a big “thank you” to Bush Jr. and the previous administration.
Credit to jumping Joe for getting his digs back, as most pundits scored the W for the plagiarist from Delaware. In a particularly juicy jibe, Joe chided the Dick-meister, noting he’d been sidelined by his own boss for the last year of Bush’s tenure. He said Cheney had been “misinformed or was misinforming” in an attempt to rewrite history.
To think that this dude was once a heart-beat away from the football is pretty scary. Maybe he wants his job back at Halliburton?



Undoubtedly the most dangerous man in America during the darkest period in our history this side of the Civil War. I remain discouraged that we have not yet been able to put him in prison for his crimes against humanity and the fraud that he pulled on the country during his administration. Mission Accomplished indeed!
Men of power are blinded by their addiction to power.
Ask Richard ‘Tricky-Dick’ Nixon:
Ask any athlete who has overstayed their welcome:
Ask all of the reality shows they are still offering us the same useless shit….
Men of power do not care about what stands in the way of their glory. Many lives will be eliminated sans the memories held by those who Loved them; and even Barry-O continues to fuck the pooch with his attempt to prove how big his cock must be to pursue terrorism, a la Dicky Cheney and Georgie Jr.
Meanwhile….all the talk about ‘change’ has become revealed for what it was:
All of that talk…..
HERE! HERE! I couldn’t agree with you or the comments any more. He is just a scary scary guy who somehow created power for himself, without really any opposition to what was happening. Even the democrats turned a blind eye as he reshaped his position and redistributed the power of his office, all the while going behind the back of the Constitution. He is a fear-monger who wholly believes “might is right.” These are the makings of a dictator (who probably should suffer the same fate as Mussolini).